Naive/literal translation:

1. I feel train to you
2. thank you from the mountain
3. village killed by boards
4. I tower you
5. John divided her lottery coupon
6. Garden Schools Band
7. in a face of a hedgehog
8. brain's tyre fire
9. but eggs
10. to be see
11. I will tell you without a small garden
12. freshly baked father
13. don't boat yourself
14. he was her right hand in driving the left businesses
15. W.C. water

Place names translation:

1. White Underchick
2. Oftenhide
3. Between Water
4. After the Bridge
5. a boy from Beef Mine
6. a girl from Enjoy on

Funny translation puzzles:

1. after railway
2. no, because
3. with no weight
4. I see in boat
5. instant castle
6. Coin painting
7. without useless corpse
8. the lips of a lazy boy
9. white without
10. The Universal Pregnency Law
11. time swims allowed
12. fall out of penis
13. something is yesn't
14. spherish
15. there's a window pane in the bed